can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

Edible smashed

The point at which an edible high becomes like a shroom high

Billy was so "edible smashed" that he was freestyling into his cup for the microphone effect.

by Thedude85 October 12, 2021

Smashed Penny

When a girl gives a guy a penny as a token of friendship, but the guy really is looking for more than friends, and is let down by the girl.

Julian got a Smashed Penny from Marissa yesterday, that said
"Julian+Marissa, best friends forever!" he was so pissed off!

by John Applesauces October 5, 2008

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004