Subway Shits

when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions

Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"

by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011

Subway

A place where you can eat fresh.

Let's go eat fresh at Subway.

by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

Subway Bombing

the act of letting a smelly fart go in a doorway before a large group leaves and/or enters

Because Kyle had eaten a wide variety of foods including broccoli, chili, and beef jerky, he felt that it was an oppurtune moment for a Subway Bombing before the bell rang.

by RoneDiddy June 14, 2009

Mexican Subway

The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)

Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."

Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."

by PLZSTFU September 30, 2011

40 Bucks and Half a Subway Sandwich

When a guy agrees to his group of friends that he’ll let an ugly girl suck his dick. After the boy gets his dick sucked, the group of friends owe him 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich of any kind.

Bro, Bobby totally just pulled a 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich! Definitly wasn’t worth it.

by TookOneForTheTeam July 24, 2018

subway

This underground train type thing that goes about 10 blocks each stop. People molesting you is a common "accident" on the subway.

Also Known As (AKA) the thing that makes people want to kill someone.

Everyone on the subway annoys the shit out of me. Some people just don't know how to move, stop starring, or keep their hands/smells/stupid comments to themselves!

by bad ass motha fucka August 28, 2005

bohemian subway

While having sex with a woman doggystyle you pull your dick out and a stick a pvc pipe up her ass and roll as many matchbox cars down the pipe into her rectum as you can.

In order to give a bohemian subway you need pvc pipe and a small car collection

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007