Stalker Numbers

numbers added to your phone by Facebook

Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in

by solidpup July 19, 2012

stalkerrific

describes a very haunting and/or traumatic situation in which the obsessed or deranged person pursues or follows a person with persistence. For example, the stalker would stand right behind you and breath on your neck. The stalker could also keep using instant messenger and always try to talk to you. The stalker also always comments on your blogs and you don't want them.

"Giant stalker just IMed me again. That's just stalkerrific."

by Jose A. Jariol June 30, 2005

Stalker Girls

Young girls who stalk people together, usually in a group because they know it is creepier to stalk alone. (Also it is more fun to stalk in a group, apparently.) No harm is meant to the stalkee's but the girls can be pretty creepy at times, almost to the point of insane.

Stalker girls - A group of sophomore girls stalk a group of freshman boys by following them around way too much, and leaving them messages with hints to who they are. (Dance magazine subscriptions = Dancers, or perhaps they would put in their initials like 'TJF')

STAY AWAY FROM THEM.

by Alejandro's girl June 6, 2010

stalkerized

when you are officially considered a stalker

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized

by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016

Rug Stalker

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him

J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

self-stalker

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.

Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!

by stalkerette April 4, 2009

urinal stalker

some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels

bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker

by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010