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Groinal Stretches

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006
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Stretch Armstrong

A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.
Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt
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nickel stretch

i did a nickel stretch down at county for B&E
by CrunkdaFunk222 January 16, 2009
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bin stretcher

A bin stretcher is something an co-worker asks the rookie hire to search for. The person sent looking for it will usually ask others where it is. Sometimes, he/she will be redirected elsewhere to locate it. It simply does not exist. It's a prank played on new fresh-faced employees.
"Hey Bob, did you hear Cam sent the new guy in receiving to look for the bin stretcher? He spent half an hour searching for it. This never gets old".
by XDRman August 20, 2012
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Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.
Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
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Stretch Him Out

To beat a niggas ass. Usually while packin heat
yo this nigga talkin shit im botta stretch him out, better yet send his ass to da lord.
by mattyice April 3, 2012
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Stretcha Rida

Bitches who drink too much liquor resulting in getting wheeled away on a stretcher.
Alicia: "Is that drunkass Stephanie?"
Kristie: "Yeah she's on her way to the hospital, Straight up Stretcha Ridaaaaa"
by XT&X10A February 21, 2011
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