Definitions by mattyice

porch dick 

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

porch dick by Mattyice March 8, 2015

Stretch Him Out 

To beat a niggas ass. Usually while packin heat

yo this nigga talkin shit im botta stretch him out, better yet send his ass to da lord.

Stretch Him Out by mattyice April 3, 2012

HBUF 

Hot Body Ugly Face...

Used for a chick that has a banging body...but a less than appealing face.

Guy1: That chick has such a good body, but her face is Fugly!

Guy2: Man...that is an HBuff

HBUF by MattyIce August 14, 2009