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stealth kill

Killing someone, usually in a game, without causing any kind of alarm, either to the victim or to the anyone else in the area. These are most used in stealth-um-up games such as Splinter Cell, Hitman, or Tenchu.
What a stealth kill, he never saw it coming!
by NetFreak May 28, 2006
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Stealth Booker

Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?

(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)

Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle May 22, 2011
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Stealth Shit

Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012
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stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day
by D-Bizz November 17, 2006
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Stealthy

to be sneaky and quiet.

synonyms include: wily, cat-like.
Lauren: let's put some grass in Kelly's hair!!!

Aimee: Okay, but we have to be stealthy.
(they sneak up quietly behind Kelly and put grass in her hair)

Kelly: why is there grass in my hair?!! Ohhhhh...... you two are very stealthy.
by Maudington July 7, 2009
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Stealth brag

To brag about something without putting the emphasis on the brag itself, often in the context of a bigger story.
Joe: So last night after fucking 2 girls I made a cheese sandwich. Do you like sandwiches too? Man I love cheese sandwiches.

Mark: Dude, that's such a stealth brag.
by PJNL March 22, 2010
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Stealth mode

One can achieve 'stealth mode' when they are driving in country lanes or poorly lit areas over speeds of 40mph, and then turning all of their lights off, so that they essentially disappear into the darkness, when you are doing this, you are in stealth mode.

Going into stealth mode is highly illegal, extremely dangerous and foolish, but an incredible adrenaline rush.

Going into stealth mode for more than five seconds is almost certainly going to end in a bad way.

Stealth mode is not advisable for drivers who are not experienced or confident.
Driver - "STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED"

Passanger - "OH SH-"

Driver - "STEALTH MODE DE-ACTIVATED"
by Glassybubbles October 19, 2012
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