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Statstrology

Statstrology was originally coined by Greg Guevara in 2023. It is implicitly derived from the word "Astrology". It is used in reference to when a person interprets data and extracts dubious meaning from it, usually without solid/unironic basis or understanding of it (and/or the data itself is dubious). Essentially, looking at data and seeing what you want to see.
"Look, this guy just came to the conclusion that 85% of goats love carrot cake whilst observing the strong correlation between sea levels and how much money I have in my bank account. He must be really into Statstrology"
by Southh May 18, 2023
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statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.
Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.
by QuacksO March 17, 2024
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statutory Ziti

When a man named William denies you a new years kiss and your forced to kiss a man that identifies as a tray of ziti. Ziti’s are ruthless creatures that will stuff you full of there ziti.

The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.
Tabitha : please kiss me William I don’t want to be statutory Ziti’d
by Abur tt January 2, 2025
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statutory Ziti

When a man named matt denies you a new years kiss and your forced to kiss a man that identifies as a tray of ziti. Ziti’s are ruthless creatures that will stuff you full of there ziti.

The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.
Tabitha : please kiss me matt I don’t want to be statutory Ziti’d
by Abur tt January 2, 2025
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statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.
Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.
by QuacksO March 21, 2025
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Ah, I see. So, it appears that you took the deliberate step of meticulously copying the entirety of the text located on the right-hand side. Presumably, this action was carried out with the purpose of conducting a detailed observation of what might transpire as a result, or perhaps to gain a deeper understanding of the specific effects, consequences, or reactions that could be prompted by performing such an action. This thoughtful approach suggests a clear intent to analyze and study the potential outcomes in a comprehensive and methodical manner.
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