garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

Kenmore state high school Brisbane

a school full of drug uses and eshay teen moms and sluts lol !!!!

smoke more , drink more , Kenmore Kenmore state high school Brisbane

by likmydik400000000 November 5, 2018

storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.

by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013

statesism

The act of stereotyping another state.

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.

by JustinBG February 17, 2015

a state of trance

1. A hypnotic state in which one may be put in by something (such as trance music).

2. A weekly radio show broadcast on ID-T dutch radio in which Armin Van Buuren plays the newest and hottest tunes of the moment.

Look at that zombie, it's like he's in a state of trance!

Welcome to A State Of Trance, with Armin Van Buuren.

by Armin Van Buuren July 27, 2003