Stanley Flappit

When you cup your hand and slap the love handle of your foe, causing redness, pain, and suicidal thoughts

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by Bazinganator June 2, 2010

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

Stanley "Tookie" Williams

Stanley Tookie Williams along with Raymond Washington created what would later become known as the Crips. Tookie never imagined the Crips would become what they became. What had once been a group protecting their neighborhood, they spinned out of control and turned into the people they had come up to protect their home from. They never meant for the Crips to be this way.The Crips than lost Raymond Washington who was killed. Tookie had less control than he did before, hating what the Crips became. He was than arrested and put on death row. He kept his loyalty to the Crips, though he was unsure of if he could keep on going with the Crips. Then he found Redemption. Dedicating his life to trying to keep other kids from making the same mistakes he did. He wrote kids books promoting a gang free life and was nominated for noble peace prizes. He tried to end the Crips, he did change a lot of minds but was put to death in prison before he could do more. Was Tookie a bad person? No, I believe he is someone to greatly look up to, someone who had the stength to look at who he became and change into the better person he wanted to be. Thats more than most of us can do. Stanley Tookie Williams, Rest In Peace.

Stanley "Tookie" Williams found redemption and dedicated his life to helping others to not make the same mistakes he did.

by BrooklynBredGirl April 11, 2010

Standley lake high school

you know i was never a stoner or an alcoholic, but then I came to this shit hole and now I do that shit for breakfast. The detail of the cocks drawn on the bathroom stall or swastikas drawn on the toilet or people having sex or kid deep throating for that heroin feeling nicotine buzz. tells me how much of a faggot to be here fuck most the staff here they clearly don't do didly dick. We got three shitty security guards who pocket kids vape. Two are literal midgets one looks wee man from jackass the other looks like the leprechaun. From the shitty leprechaun movies. Some say MS Sieler is hot or sum shit she may be, but her taste in music is literal horse shit. What else sucks in the school version of Detroit. How about fake ass mother fuckers selling vape or weed thinking they are all hot shit but fr this school make want to get fucked in the ass by a hot metal rod.

yo where did you get boof weed?

Oh my main plug at standley lake high school

by The sacred toad August 16, 2022

Stanley Williamson

S. W. stands for smoke weed.

instead of saying hey lets smoke weed, you say hey lets go hang out with stanley.

Brandon: Yo man what you doing today?
Chris: Nothin much man, probably hangin with stanley williamson a little later if you wanna join.
Brandon: fo sho ma nilla.

by VerySeriousBiz January 2, 2009

Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 10, 2008

Stanley wang

Stanley wang - used as an English name for an Asian man whose name nobody can pronounce.

Oi have you seen that new kid, Stanley wang.

by Thestanleywangguy February 19, 2018