by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014
It’s like the scoop and sling but the opposite. After you cum inside a woman and in an attempt to impregnate her, you squish her lips together push them into the vagina
Haley and I have been trying to have a kid for a few months so we started using the squish and push method.
by The brown taco May 11, 2019
Imagine this: You're French kissing a girl. But instead of her lips, you're Frenching her chocolate horn blower. Now comes the squish, but only after 10 pounds of beans. More or less beans makes this nasty.
FRIJOLES!
FRIJOLES!
by Jacksons and daughters May 07, 2010
by otsego December 10, 2007
by Jo Williams December 11, 2008
i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
by bbc123456 April 01, 2009
Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris January 15, 2016