squirtle

Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.

The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>

by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011

squirreled

New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.

by robbie March 10, 2005

squartle

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.

Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead

by shabadoggy October 21, 2013

Dirty squirtal

Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal

Last night I banged this blondie and I gave her a dirty squirtal

by Big tega mojo April 8, 2021

squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004

squirkle

A square with rounded corners.

ZOMFGZ!! A Squirkle!

by Mike939393 January 16, 2008

squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.

She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.

by djstan627 December 29, 2011