Squirtle

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009

squirtle

Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.

The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>

by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011

Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007

squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.

"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"

by imsohairy February 24, 2009

Squirly Astronaut

A mixed drink inspired by the epic journey of the Astronaut.

Taking a glass you mix.

1 Part Vodka

2 Parts Pom Juice

1 Part Redbull

1 Tablet of Airborne

A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil

Shake, then ad ice to chill.

Get ready for a ride!

Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.

Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".

Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!

by A Man of Few Words November 25, 2010

Squirling

verb- When a males partner takes their nuts into the mouth and then pushes one into each cheek, may also be called chipmonking.

Sue looked awesome squirling during sex, and it did the trick for Jack as well.

by JozefB October 25, 2019

Dirty squirtal

Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal

Last night I banged this blondie and I gave her a dirty squirtal

by Big tega mojo April 8, 2021