Squiny

A word colloquial to Portsmouth, meaning to piss and moan. The word is a mixture of squint and cry and refers to the ugly face you pull just before you begin to cry.

Ben: I can't believe this keeps happening to me!
Phil: Suck it up and stop being such a fucking squiny

by Tattooedben August 24, 2017

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

by stephenhawk July 25, 2011

Safety squints

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

squirtburglar

A woman who entices an unsuspecting male to squirt inside her in order to trap him into a relationship and possibly extort money from him later.

"It's OK to squirt in me, I'm on birth control" said the squirtburglar to her unsuspecting date.

by S_R January 17, 2008

pussy squirt

when the pussy projects cum (orgasm).

when THE CUM BURSTS out the pussy in a squirting manner.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

Squirt & Swallow

to take a girls orgasm juice straight into your mouth and swallow it

We had a Squirt & Swallow party and I got totally soaked. I slurped every girl there.

by cuntlickericious December 15, 2008

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

by pinkshoes February 5, 2009