Squidge

The act of squeezing your penis from bottom to top to get the left-over semen out after a nut.

Darn, I forgot to squidge! Now my dick is glued to my undies!

by AGBJ May 14, 2019

squidgecunt

A bit of good side action but often smelling a bit like garbage

Harry ain't been round much since his new squidgecunt done got him runnin mad

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019

Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 20, 2020

Squidgefum

The feeling of needing to cum and shit simultaneously.

Man I feel like I think I’m gonna squidgefum all over these children

by An unkown species November 19, 2020

Squidge

The definitive feeling of moisture when one clenches ones vagina.

(When one is aware that one is wet)

He’s so hot I’m definitely turned I just squidged.. (heavily lubricated)

by Bumfuzzle1234 November 20, 2020

squidgestan

Alands mum originates from this place

Uuuuh my mommy came from squidgestan

by 148592 February 21, 2021

Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021