squeef

(Scottish slang): a pathetic, insignificant person; a nobody.

"See thon Helen McMillan, she's a wee squeef!"

by KevinHudson July 19, 2009

Squelchy

An Extremely Moist Vagina - When a vagina becomes very moist that when being penetrated with objects or part of the anatomy its makes a noise that sounds like 'SQUELCH'

It is most Capital!

Ben: Hey, u have fun last night?
Jack: Yeh, sure did like
Ben: Does Jesmond have a squelchy?
Jack: Awwwww Yeahhhhhhhh!

by Jack.. ; ) January 3, 2007

Squeef

When sperm comes out of the vagina while queefing. Usually after sex.

Feeling bloated Shirley squeefed after a night of hard pounding.

by CazDev August 5, 2011

Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008

Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015