Sphincter Spelunker

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.

John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."

by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

splunk

fornication in the location of nature
usually involves tree branches and rocks

i totally splunked a mountian man last week

by shlbz June 7, 2007

urban spelunking

exploring sewer and drain systems in the city

"let me borrow your flashlight, man, we're going urban spelunking"

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

Spelunker

A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.

I ate so much last night I laid a spelunker this morning.

by turdferguson, jr. March 11, 2016

Splunk

The epitome of an incredible and immensely overpowered act.

Dang! No wonder she failed her test, she really needs to splunk more!

by DannyDevitostanpage May 2, 2023