Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

spritecranberry.net

The only website where you can order a Sprite Cranberry free of charge. They pay for the sodas through a shit ton of ad revenue.

John: I'm kinda thirsty
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*

by SpaghettoPounder November 9, 2019

sprite bottle

noun. adj.

having very well endowed genitals ie: a massive shwantz. teh gombas!

hey steve, lets see that sprite bottle sticking out of the stretchy pants! oh yeah!!!!!!!11111

by homeboy tim pryor October 29, 2006

Sprite

A refreshingly delicious lemon-lime soda pop, created by the Coca Cola Company. It contains low sodium, and no caffeine.

Sprite has given all of us picky eaters a pure, great taste to enjoy.
There's nothing quite like popping open a can of Sprite at 3AM in the morning. (:

Sprite is the best drink in the entire world.

by Venus06 February 11, 2009

Megaman sprite comic

Sprite comic using character sprites from the Megaman game series.

Common cliches in these comics include:
1. Using sprites from Megaman 7
2. Megaman being a total idiot who loves ice cream
3. Bass being even stupider
4. Protoman being a total badass who's more intelligent than Megaman and Bass combined
5. The "author" being a recoloring of Megaman's sprite from Megaman 7 without his helmet
6. Every character (or many of them) being out to destroy the author

There are many of them out on the web, and most of them use the same jokes to make them funny, but many are also quite original and very enjoyable.

Bob and George is a well-known Megaman sprite comic

by SomeBadJoke September 10, 2006

spritecranberry.net

Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.

Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.

Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 20, 2019