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Jam splatter 

When a girl is on her period
'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'
Jam splatter by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012

Green Apple Splatter 

diarrhea, cant get any simpler than that.
Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!

Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him

Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter
Green Apple Splatter by adhd7 April 6, 2009

New Bedford Splatter 

Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.

Fabio Splatter 

This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.
Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"
Fabio Splatter by King Dingus June 19, 2009

green apple splatter 

having explosive diarrhea
after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters
green apple splatter by me June 11, 2006

bird seed splatter 

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look
Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.