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Spanish Fireplace

When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.
"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."
by goatrul3z March 13, 2010
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Sanic

It really just means Sonic the Hedgehog, but refers to the cringey-ass attempt to draw Sonic in the youtube video "HOW 2 DRAW SANIC HEGEHOG"
Person one: How am I supposed to catch up to and fuck that girl who's already a mile away??
Person two: You gotta go fast, you gotta be sanic.
by A real dickwad December 27, 2016
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spanish pedicure

when a man cums and uses his cum to paint the girls toe nails while wearing a sombrero
hey dude i totally gave that girl an awesome spanish pedicure last night
by georginia January 30, 2009
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Spanish Mudflap

When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.
Guys, i was pounding Dana last night and when I bent her over the bed to finish her off right i noticed she had a nasty Spanish Mudflap.
by Cashville King April 30, 2009
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spanish wank

Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.
The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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Spancy

Special and fancy; being of the special and fancy persuasion; first something seems special then, oh wait, it's also kinda fancy.
That is a very spancy outfit.
by Tara Morgan May 16, 2007
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spanish shower

Using a large quantity of deodorant to hide an unwashed smell.
Ah I forgot to wash my shirt for tonight... It is ok I will just give it a spanish shower.

A: Fancy a beer tonight?
B: Sorry no thanks, I have just been jogging and am all sweaty.
A: It is ok, have a spanish shower and come out now.
by Steven James August 16, 2006
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