green salamander

gonorrhea infected penis

dude your dick looks bad. oh i just have the green salamander

by raowel2.0 December 24, 2009

Sloppy Salamander

Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out

“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”

by Sloppy Salamander March 25, 2019

Three-Eyed Salamander

noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww... maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......

by TakeTheColtrane April 20, 2008

a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021

Fire Salamander2000

A very powerful warrior who uses fire energy to defeat his enemies. He is also a very excellent spriter and lives in the lair of Zetasphere.

I Firesalamander2K will smite you with my magma blade.

by Some Dude March 27, 2003

SalamanderKiller

one who smashes any of various small lizardlike amphibians of the order Caudata, having porous scaleless skin and four, often weak or rudimentary legs, with toilet lids

the greatest webmaster alive (www.na-clan.net

dang, you killed it, you stupid mother fucking son of a bitch assed bastard salamanderkiller

man, your site is phat, but not as good as SalamanderKillers

by SalamanderKiller April 17, 2003

solomonder

A Solomonder is a further definition to the word Solomon. Typically, this expresses that the Solomon is question has traits of the following:
•Gets all the girls
•Troublemaker/Naughty boy 😉
•Interesting defenition Of fun

(Can also be used as a nickname for a kid named Solomon)

Hey, have you seen Solomon recently? He’s acting like a solomonder today!

Hey solomonder! What’s up?

by Dash McDefinition 🧐 December 11, 2017