Bruh softie

A bruh softie is a girl that is both a bruh girl and a soft girl.

Jack: Bro did you hear the new girl is a bruh softie?
Will: Really? That's the girl of my dreams!

by Annyeonghaso anonymous September 13, 2020

throw a softie

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus

I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!

by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008

big softie

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.

"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."

by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006

soften

1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD

"soften time"

by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008

lovin' the softie

When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.

OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.

by kubik September 28, 2006

Wangular Softitude

That thang where yo' tally whack got no jive. Ya dig?

Slap mah fro. Lemont got some smack dayom wangular softitude. ya meen?

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.

-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."

by vallada November 4, 2009