Vicious Snapper

A extremely smelly sweaty vagina.

A stripper gave me a vertical 69 and I almost thew up because of the Vicious Snapper.

by AL718 October 23, 2011

booger snapper

(boog-err snap-err)
-noun

One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.

See also: nasaljectile.

"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

by Dozzer821 January 1, 2022

red snapper

A female who can contract the muscles of their pussy in rippling waves during intercourse.

She had a red snapper, felt like she was squeezing my dick from the head down to my nuts, drove me crazy

by KFRG March 26, 2016

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008

fatty snapper

A vagina with excess flesh surrounding it making it look very unappealing; An enlarged labia

"I was very excited to take Kathy's panties off until I saw that she had quite a fatty snapper."

by The Great Chief November 3, 2005

Pussy Snapper

This is a three-foot, long, thin, metal, spring contraption with claw on the end of it. When the end opposite of the claw is depressed the magnetic claw grasps stuff. It is supposed to be used by a mechanic to pick up stuff (i.e. bolts, screws, nuts) dropped in hard to reach areas in a vehicle. However, I liked playing with this thing around the house when I was little and my dad used to call it a pussy snapper. I guess it could be used for that but it would hurt like fucking hell.

I lost a screw and I need the pussy snapper to get it.

by Bob the Builder January 4, 2005