booger snapper

(boog-err snap-err)
-noun

One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.

See also: nasaljectile.

"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

snapper smashers

The act of two females smashing their vaginas (Snappers) together for sexual pleasure.

Them too ladies are Snapper Smashers.

I have always wanted to take home a couple of Snapper Smashers

by Bigboy-33 September 03, 2013

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

by Dozzer821 January 01, 2022

red snapper

A female who can contract the muscles of their pussy in rippling waves during intercourse.

She had a red snapper, felt like she was squeezing my dick from the head down to my nuts, drove me crazy

by KFRG December 16, 2015

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008

fatty snapper

A vagina with excess flesh surrounding it making it look very unappealing; An enlarged labia

"I was very excited to take Kathy's panties off until I saw that she had quite a fatty snapper."

by The Great Chief November 02, 2005

Pussy Snapper

This is a three-foot, long, thin, metal, spring contraption with claw on the end of it. When the end opposite of the claw is depressed the magnetic claw grasps stuff. It is supposed to be used by a mechanic to pick up stuff (i.e. bolts, screws, nuts) dropped in hard to reach areas in a vehicle. However, I liked playing with this thing around the house when I was little and my dad used to call it a pussy snapper. I guess it could be used for that but it would hurt like fucking hell.

I lost a screw and I need the pussy snapper to get it.

by Bob the Builder January 05, 2005