Smarmites

The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.

He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.

by Moonstaff June 8, 2010

Smarticles

A pair of glasses that when you put them on you appear intelligent.

spectacles + smart = smarticles

Rachel: "Hey try on Jacob's glasses"
Lily: "Okay"
Rachel: "Wow you look so smart in those glasses. Those are smarticles for sure!"

by Lily Ann Jones August 4, 2008

smarticles

Not too bright. Stupid. Incredibly inept.

Kourtney didn't see Frogge's skateboard, fell down the stairs and broke her ankle.

OMG!. She's smarticles.

by pierider February 2, 2010

smarticle

Articles that are found in Central Oregon Family News written for the community BY the community.

Have you read the latest SMARTICLE that was published in the February edition of the Central Oregon Family News?

Would you like to contribute a SMARTICLE for the next month's edition?

by momoftwo January 10, 2010

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025

scaritate

A mixture of the words "scared" and "irritated", meaning creeped out and annoyed by something at the same time.

The creepy campus safety perverts really scaritate me.

by HLM October 16, 2007

smartte

Identifying one's self in written form as SMART but misspelling the word as SMARTTE because he/she could in fact be out-spelled by an ape.

Things I am: Honest, loyal, kind, funny, retarded at times, silly, smartte (get it? hahaha), fun, caring ( I don't run over babies or beat up homeless people)...

by soccernsun (for VP78) January 13, 2009