Stretching it out

The act of pulling your flaccid penis to its erect length, so as to demonstrate its possible size when suffering the embarrassment of erectile dysfunction

So I got with this chick last night but I just ended up stretching it out for an hour.

by Crizzay June 23, 2015

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

skitching

Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.

def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.

by Charlie S July 30, 2008

Skitching

The act of taking someone out mentally physically emotionally or socially be careful planning and observation. Closely related to the term "skitch" (skanky bitch, skank bitch). Skitch can be male or female...usually when going "skitching" one would experience stalking,sabotage..ect. *Skitching is carried out in steps/stages, solution times can vary.*

Dana: "UGH. That girl is such a skitch!"
Macy: "Yeah, he could so much better than that skitch."
Dana: "I think it's time we go skitching."
Macy: "Yes, let's follow them to their lockers for stage one.:

by CeeDeeBee14 December 2, 2011

Sketching Balls

feeling that something is "sketch"

Also known as "being sketched out" Generally used by stoners referring to cops.

Walking through a dark alley at night you might be sketching balls

by sQuirt May 7, 2012

Sneetching

When two people, usually lovers, rub their bellies together.

Jack and Jill went up the hill and started sneetching. Then they banged.

by ghoro May 31, 2015