Grower not a shower

Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger

Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower

by 6ix9inenc told u guys January 24, 2019

show me your resume

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.

"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010

Shower Quack

The act of farting in the shower as water muffles the noise causing it to sound somewhat like Donald Duck laughing.

I took a shower earlier and farted, sounded like Donald duck laughing, a total Shower Quack

by StolenDignity March 22, 2012

Shower coward

A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.

Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.

by Davedale August 24, 2019

guilt shower

(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.

Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):

or

Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?

by UDallday August 22, 2009

Alabama Shower

1: While pounding a slam piece with dip in mouth, preferably copenhagen, you take your cup of dip spit and dump it all over her when shes least expecting it..... mid pump.

1: DUUUUUUUUDEEE did you hear what happened?

No what?
Brendan gave that sorostitute an Alabama Shower.

I hope he was chewin' copenhagen

by Breaux Highschool1 October 24, 2010

gay shower

when a gay orgy sprays cum everywhere

Wow! thats such a nice gay shower.

by cjsojdskosfn February 10, 2017