Shitcuck

(Noun) One who is a social cuckold who also may or may not be a sexual cuckold. Usually a male member of western culture who has adopted passive, and feminine traits to portray himself in a "progressive" light to his peers. Examples include make feminists and members of Antifa

"Did you see Mike marching with those feminists against Islamiphobia?" "yeah what a shitcuck. I bet his World War II vereran grandfather would be real proud."

by Shart Shartson September 18, 2018

shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004

Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.

What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.

by High King Turgon January 4, 2010

Shitburgers

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.

Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?

by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013

Shitsung

The proper term for Samsung.

The Shitsung Galaxy S5 has the same fingerprint sensor as the iPhone 5s,but the unlocking method was "modified" just so Shitsung could avoid being sued,especially after the legal battle that took place in 2012.

by iPhoneiPadiPodiMac August 5, 2014

shitfuck

When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.

Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!

by The Man Looking At You October 29, 2010

shitcutest

the most tasteless person on twitter. thinks he has taste but everyone knows he doesn’t

“have you heard copy cat by melanie martinez? it’s so good!”

“shut up shitcutest”

by chybaby October 24, 2020