shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

shitlature

Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.

Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?

Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.

Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!

by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012

Shitlan

a very bad person. will be rude to you, sucks at black jack, begs for money.

Hey shitlan.

by fuck you kid January 28, 2022

Shatlass

going to the bathroom to take a shit yet your ass is too large to fit on the small school toilet so you unintentionally poop on the floor.
Also named after a chunky ugly hairy male/female lookin kid in NC

Bobby "Yo I just pulled a Shatless and it stinks in there, plus the fan isnt working"

Sue "Oh my Bobby. You pulled a Shatlass!? Not only are you butt-ass ugly, but your hygeine also smells. No pun intended!"

by Stanhope April 6, 2007

shiblap

1.to be awesome and 1337 and better than anybody at halo 3 oh xbox live a.
2.to be the best person at halo 3 in the world

dude im so shiblap at halo 3!

by Marcus Gil June 13, 2008

Shilabba

1. one who complains, whines, or cries about a task he is given.
2. one who is given said task and can never complete or for that matter hack it.

3. one who can't sit still, possibly from a slight case of ADD.

Shilabba: I gotta work on what holiday? Who does that? Wow I can't come in when the boss said too, I have to surf. No I can't sit still. I'm gonna leave early again even though you stay till 2 in the morning every night. I know we agreed on it, but I still want to go home. I can't sit here any longer. Wahh I need to go back to where I came from, I can't hack this stuff. No one treats me right.

by Koverd@haha February 23, 2012

shirla

Shirla is a girl who is spolied by her momma she has braces she is lucky to have and hard to find all the boys want her she’s loyal and she is very very beautiful she is a queen and will always be one periodtt

I had this girl named shirla I should’ve kept her she was so fine and loyal

by Jalexis Howard April 19, 2019