A person who is struck by a debilitating case of diarrhea, explosive or otherwise, and has the misfortune of other stomach related ailments. While relieving said diarrhea the individual is overtaken by the sudden urge to vomit and is forced to do so into the already poo contaminated water. Upon contact with the water’s surface the projectile vomit splashes the contents up into the individuals face… they have just been shitfaced.
Dude, I can't go out with you tonight my stomach feels awful, plus I need a shower I just shitfaced myself in the bathroom.
by Alexander High-tower April 27, 2009
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by Hangus77 May 26, 2005
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1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.
2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!
2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009
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Get the Shitface mug.like a windfall but when the shit hits the fan, anything bad that can happen will happen and will pile up on your head
by Mike Kelley December 31, 2008
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Get the shitfacemofo mug.1. Like a sitrep, but in a civilian / corporate context and, more specifically, describing a situation that has absolutely no silver lining.
WALT: Hey boss, looks like we have a big problem here.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
by Harris Bergstein May 12, 2010
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