ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Shitbirds

An unorganized group of small time drug dealers, drug users, bathroom vandals, and other delinquents who have no other goal than to do as much damage as they can to school and government property. The most infamous shitbird The Xan Man is responsible for the dozens of graffiti attacks in school bathrooms, where drawings of lizards cover the bathrooms.

"The shitbirds fucked up every single bathroom in the school so now we have to shit outside"

by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

shitbird

Someone who likes to get hopped up on drugs and vandalize their school's bathrooms with drawings, toilet paper, explosions, etc. All shitbirds worship the lizard gods and the lizards tell them to spread their religion to their school via sharpie. Never hand a shitbird a sharpie, if you do he/she will immediately leave the room and the next time you walk into a bathroom there will be lizards everywhere. Taking prescription benzos can lead to you becoming a shitbird and if you take these drugs, you will likely wake up in the middle of a bathroom full of lizard drawigs, covered in ink.

"Hey shitbird, stop vandalizing all the bathrooms

by The Xan Man February 28, 2019

shitnibblet

Shitnibblet is a phrase to use when in great frustration. like fuck or nigger!

Its colder than some shitnibblets on a stick

by the big Digga April 29, 2019

Shitribute

A personality flaw masquerading as a virtue.

Politicians generally have a collection of shitributes standing in for a personality.

by Nonsensicalme December 12, 2019

Shitbird

A score of 26 in darts acquired by shooting a 1,20 and a 5 in no particular order.

Dave Chisnall shoots a lot of 180s, but never I've never seen him shoot a shitbird!

by Spasman June 10, 2020

Shitbitch

My friend Uthmon

Shitbitch Uthmon!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020