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Shittalkers

A group of neighborhood assholes who talk shit on a private facebook page because they hate all their neighborhood cohorts.
Don’t mess with the shittalkers. They will roast your ass on their page.
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”
by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
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shitawaited

I need to get things shitawaited before going to the Navas vs state for gay prostitution
by Dr.Nìggér August 20, 2022
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Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.
"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."
by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008
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cuntbag shitstain ex

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex September 2, 2016
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shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.
Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.
by neatoh September 6, 2010
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shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.
Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?
by G-Nuh August 21, 2006
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