The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020

You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.

Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.

by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022

shabed

a shabed is a man who enjoys taking men to bed. The shabed also enjoys women but cannot get it up for them.

kamal: yo humza why do they call u shabed
humza: because i take men to bed

by shazebra July 4, 2009

Montgomery Shakedown

Hanging someone upside down and spitting into their anus.

Johnny snatched my girl so I gifted him a Montgomery Shakedown, courtesy of the chef.

by MisterPerson April 14, 2015

shaheed bhagat singh

a great sikh freedom fighter who gave his life for freedom of india frm the britishers. His greatness was seen at the age of only 20 years when he went on hunger strike against the britishers for 61 DAYS.
he's still considered as an icon of bravery among the young indian souls.

man A: damN! he died for his country at such a young age. I don't remember his name.
man B: foo! u don't remember great freedom fighter shaheed bhagat singh. u gotta b kiddin me.
man A:oo shit! i don't know how tht skipped through my mind bro.
man B: yea man! how can u forget the name of a person who is like a god to us.

by muhammad singh azad May 1, 2008

shaned

The act of (knowingly or unknowingly) screwing someone over.

Tim: I wanted a good house but I got shaned and got a crappy one.
Bob: Word

by Snoop Da Loop January 16, 2009

pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)

Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.

by Alcyon April 26, 2005