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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.
Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.
by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021
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Service

To have sex with a female
Tell me you wouldn't service that.
by ratfacemcjammyjont November 9, 2008
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bottle service

The lame new trend of clubs charging $500 for a $20 bottle of liquor, so that patrons think they are cool spending lots of money.
For VIP entrance to a club, you must order bottle service.
by Jake Q January 2, 2009
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Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.
Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*
by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010
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child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.
"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."
by anonymous April 10, 2021
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Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.
I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!
by Luddz May 23, 2015
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