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Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.
I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!
by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020
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Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!
That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!
by rwalk June 23, 2016
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schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
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schlongbender

a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.
Yeah, till she crushed my schlong and went all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!
by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010
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Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.
Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.
by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012
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schlong dong silver

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.
I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018
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Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size
Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

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by ThiccNig March 6, 2019
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