Schmuking

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.

I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming

by Schmuking December 8, 2024

schauinger

A really rude comment such as "you such a schauinger" pronounced show-ing-we this word means "sl*t

Your such a Schauinger

by Online.net March 23, 2018

Schmingled

Schmingled is a term used in gaming mostly. It’s when someone is cracked out / off their head. Maybe the schmingled person has had a few energy drinks and now they’re playing crazily. For example in Call of Duty they might be flying around the map just taking heads.

“Wow that kid is schmingled bro. Look how badly he wants this win!”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Schluking

Getting so drunk you fall asleep on toilet while peeing, pooping, and/or puking.

He got so drunk at the Macklemore concert he spent the whole night schluking.

by BGV92 October 24, 2019

Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.

"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021

Schilling

chillin just kickin it, vibin out, having a good time, large amounts of dopamine release. or piss schilling( chilling x10) (super saiyan chilling)

bro lemme tell you right now... im piss schilling i have to say i am a piss schiller.

by boiwhadahellboi December 2, 2021

schlingth

The none of which one had

His schlingth became apparent immediately

by Brot Burger May 6, 2022