Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021

Schleeb

Autism creature that comes in a variety of colours.

"I love Schleeb"
"Yeah me too. Me too buddy"

by SOMIC404 May 31, 2022

Schweemie

a character that you really really like and want to squish like a stressball, This character can also live in your mind and boing around like the DVD screensaver thingie (hope it hits the corner)

"I love Beowulf from Skullgirls! He's my schweemie fr. I just wanna EEURGHHHH SQUISH HIM!!!"

by Smuckersplays16 December 15, 2022

Schlemigan

Schlemigan

(“Sh-le-m-i-gan”)

Noun

Definition: Someone who offers rude opinions on a subject without contributing anything of their own for comparison.

“Hey dude I got a 75% on the geometry test!”

“Bro you’re beyond stupid.”

“Well what did you get?”

“I’m not telling you.”

“Whatever, Schlemigan.”

by Papaya Milk October 30, 2023

Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.

"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016

schliem

an obnoxious odor, originating from anal dreads in a mans ass crack

doing something stupid when blacked out and then pissing/shitting yourself/bed

man, i gotta shower, im so schliem rite now.
whats that smell? its so schliem

hey, you hear what happend to brad? he got blacked out and schliem'd himself last night. kim was mad

by professor dickcheese April 5, 2008

schlerm

A mullet made especially wavy by perming. Not to be confused with schlong (especially in the below example).

"look at the schlerm on that guy!"

by Schroduck February 6, 2009