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schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.
JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!
by JJballer May 31, 2009
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Schnapper

Different from the word "snapper", "Schnapper" is a clueless or ignorant person lacking in common sense, and little idea of what is ever really going on.

Also known as a "clueless bastard".
"He didn't even know not mix his whites and colours when doing the laundry...what a Schnapper".

"Geez, my Dad's such a Schnapper, everytime I go out drinking he believes me when I say I've been at the movies".
by Bucketeer May 5, 2007
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Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.
I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!
by Nick January 14, 2004
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schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009
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Schlapp

A wild beat that stalks and fingerblast skanky 12 yr old sump girls in the anus.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Schlapp

a handsome man who is dedicated to hsi craft and loves women.
Schlapp was a gentlemen to me when I asked him If I could taste his man chowfer
by Matt Longo September 10, 2003
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schlopper

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family
1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper
by Mike March 26, 2005
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