scheyer face

Crazy, hyperbolic, ugly, and unnecessary facial contortions made my Duke basketball player John Scheyer. Faces are made during the game and each face is unique to itself and cannot be replicated by further Sheyer Faces. They are like snowflakes, billions of them, but each it's own unique creation.

"Man, that Scheyer Face really reminds me of the face I make when my dog farts."

by bmw5233 December 23, 2008

scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

by The Real LG March 14, 2007

scheme

To hit on a woman in a devious fashion. Often used in reference to a younger woman, or a friend's girl.

Johnny: Did you see Bob scheme on those high schoolers at the bar last night?
Rob: Yeah, what a fucking scumbag.

by James P Higgins, SJ August 24, 2008

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022

pyramid scheme

see scientology

hail xenu: the master of the the ultimate money-grubbing pyramid scheme

by placental soup July 5, 2009

Schumer

A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.

Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !

by VapourPhase December 20, 2015