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Scan & Scram

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.
Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.
by LordJenal October 18, 2022
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Scan

St. Louis slang meaning odd, suspicious, or sketchy. Usually used for a person, place, thing, or event. Mainly used for when something is scan in general and not in relation to anything specific. Similar to “sus”.
“Im thinking about going to that party tonight.”
Don’t go, the guy throwing it is kinda scan.”

“That gas station off Hanley is kinda scan”

“I wouldn’t buy weed from him, he’s scan”

“This St. Paul sandwich looks kinda scan”
by 2002honda December 12, 2021
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Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
by Septic38rp May 13, 2019
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Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.
Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan
by mike oxhard December 23, 2020
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Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it
So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
by Misscriant October 31, 2020
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Scan

Seeing a hot girl or Instagram and showing it to your friend, asking him for his opinion.
" Hey bro, scan this picture of Daisy, she looks fit."
by VHBE September 19, 2016
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