Pagan Salsa

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.

These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.

by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023

Young salsa

A homosexual dance performed by young Hispanics after a successful money shot at a donkey show.

The flamboyant men love doing the Young Salsa at a donkey show.

by IBREAKYOURHYMEN December 14, 2018

Salsa dip

When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.

Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding

so I salsa dipped her

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017

black salsa

The morning poop After a night of chowing down elote and drinking Budweiser.

Man, last nights boozing and corn eating made my black salsa so thick that I need a soft shell to clean the porcelain.

by Queegal April 28, 2015

Ass salsa

The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.

Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!

by Daquan Jenkins February 9, 2018

Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

Salsa Cube

(noun). A failed meme that looks promising but fails to catch on.

That pic was funny, but I'm afraid its gonna turn into another salsa cube.

by u4eazcoo! May 4, 2010