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Rigormoron

Someone who is very stiff and stupid; a very lazy moron; one who is paralyzed by lack of thought or ambition.
Roommate 1: Hey rigormoron, did you get off the couch at all today and look for a job?

Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.
by Katya Eye January 6, 2015
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Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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rigorita

when does the needle exchange open. we gots to get fresh rigoritas.
by Johnny B Freak November 28, 2017
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Rigotti

A last name for a sweet and attractive girl, she has a darker toned skin, and is mostly not very tall. She's clever and knows how to express herself in various kinds of ways, and uses a lot of body language when she talks. She's funny and has a great sense of humor, and knows how to be sarcastic.
She is nice to everyone, and has the cutest laugh and smile.
"Have you met the Rigottis?"
"Yeahh! They're the nicest family I've met"
by Chet Iglo December 12, 2017
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rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.
Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.
by El ritardo July 4, 2018
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Rigor Bordis

That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.
I've been waiting so long that Rigor Bordis is starting to set in.
by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018
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rigoursbutthole

Hey is that rigoursbutthole
by Rigoursbutthole March 20, 2020
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