redneck sledding

redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.

Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!

Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!

by paintfiction July 30, 2006

Redneck Sushi

Slices of ham slathered with cream cheese and wrapped around a piece of picked okra, it is then cut up as if you would a sushi roll. Serve with other pickled foods.

Jill says, "real sushi tastes like pussy," but she eats the hell out of that Redneck Sushi her Daddy makes for Thanksgiving.

by passiveturtle November 21, 2011

redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.

Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

redneck fireplace

A space heater or any portable indoor heating device.

Ya'll I'm cold. Plug up that redneck fireplace, ya hear?

by Pete Warren January 6, 2008

Redneck Battleship

Any full size American truck with lift kits that raise the truck to annoying heights.

"Did you see that Holly got a new F150?" "Yeah, she put a 36" lift kit on it, its a real Redneck Battleship now"

by MoparMan85 December 15, 2009

Redneck Margarita

A drink made with cheap tequila and Mountain Dew.

1st Guy: "Dude, I only have 10 bucks"

2nd Guy: "That's enough for a bottle of Tequila and a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Together: "Redneck Margarita Night."

by ASAGirlie260 July 14, 2009

redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

by lewis March 2, 2004