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Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.
The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!
by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018
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fry's reagent

A mixture composed of Hydrochloric acid, Copper (II) Cloride, Ethanol and water. It's used by forensic scientists for certian etchings and to corrode away certian metals.
Composition of Fry's Reagent:

30 ml H2O
40 ml HCL
25 ml ethanol
5 g CuCl2
by encipher June 29, 2006
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I ain't reading allat

The phrase "I ain't reading allat" is a colloquial expression that is often used to indicate that someone is not interested in reading or hearing a lengthy or detailed explanation. It is commonly used in casual conversation and is often associated with a lack of patience or interest in the topic being discussed.

In essence, the phrase is a way for someone to succinctly express that they do not want to invest the time and effort required to understand a complex or lengthy explanation. It may also be used to signal that the speaker believes the information being presented is not relevant or important to them.

In conclusion, the phrase "I ain't reading allat" is a way for individuals to express their disinterest in reading or hearing extensive information. It is often used in a casual and informal setting and may indicate a lack of patience or interest in the topic being discussed.
Book: The Pythagorean Theorem states that in a right-angled triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides.
Me: I ain't reading allat.
by I ain't reading allat January 30, 2023
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Readed

Srly, u that stupid?
A: I readed a book last night
B: *kills A*
A: *dies slowly in pain*
by Im bored August 31, 2018
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A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.
From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.
by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011
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Reader's Block

When reading a boring piece of literature, such as a school Biology textbook or assigned reading book for English, you seem to lose track of time and begin reading the same sentence over and over again, while absorbing none of it.
Anthony: Hey Callum, how do you think you did on the Bio test?

Callum: I think I did pretty bad, I had major reader's block last night trying to cram for the test.

Anthony: Man, I hate reader's block.
by Aivalleb September 15, 2009
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