racoon eyes

a bitch with two black eyes

I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^

by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.

DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.

by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010

Racoon

Someone either a girl/boy who you could imagine rummaging around in dumpsters looking for food. They are usually dirty or the type of person you wouldn't touch with a bargepole.

"Geez Louise look at that racoon!", said Jeff pointing discretely at the girl in the corner of the room.

by SuperJeff October 12, 2005

Racoon

* A type of woman similar to a Cougar. the difference between the two is the cougar will pick out the best. the Racoon will seek her male from the pile the cougar rejected.

Dude A: thats a cougar, see how aggressive she is.
Dude A: and that in the corner is the racoon waiting in to get her share after wards
Dude B: and whats that over there ?
Dude A: something completely different. A jackal

by Theamazinggeek February 1, 2015

racoon goggles

when you cum around a chicks eyes so she looks like a racoon.

Damn I want to give that girl a nice pair of racoon goggles.

by Rhiannon December 4, 2003

racoon wounds

any marks on the scin that resemble being attacked by a small racoon or animal.

i fell down the hill and got all these racoon wounds.

by Captain Tanker February 2, 2008