a person with a high code of morals.
usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.
At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.
usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.
At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.
She may seem a puritan but I can assure that she was a filthy ho when she offered me to a rimming.
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Stay away from him, he's a puritan.
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Stay away from him, he's a puritan.
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Get the Neo-puritan mug.(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.
1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.
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Paul, who had a neo-puritan devotion to being correct, danced up and down with anger as mask-less people walked by outside.
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10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"
danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."
jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."
jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
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Neo Puritans are people who hold strong Christian values and are usually very right wing conservatives.
They believe in strong morals, are very anti sex or anything sexual in the media, are against the gay community and marriage, pro life, anti drugs, are very pro traditional values and try and police people to not adhering to Christian beliefs and authoritarianism. They are against dressing in a way that is revealing of the human body, and usually police their children on old mindsets involving sex and religion.
Neo Puritans are people who hold strong Christian values and are usually very right wing conservatives.
They believe in strong morals, are very anti sex or anything sexual in the media, are against the gay community and marriage, pro life, anti drugs, are very pro traditional values and try and police people to not adhering to Christian beliefs and authoritarianism. They are against dressing in a way that is revealing of the human body, and usually police their children on old mindsets involving sex and religion.
"A Neo-Puritan yelled at me for showing my ankles in public yesterday."
"I had a Neo-Puritan yell at me for being openly gay with my boyfriend by standing too close to him."
"I had a Neo-Puritan yell at me for being openly gay with my boyfriend by standing too close to him."
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