prototype

a girl who stands a more than good chance of being "the one", and if not, is similar to this undefined ideal.

Andre 3000: "I hope that you're the one/If not/You are the prototype"

by Aesop Rock January 16, 2004

Proto Route

The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Ending in the History of Shitposters, or the Proto Route.

A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.

Home Field Advantage:
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject

"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"

by RedDire April 18, 2015

proto-trustafarian

4. In a larger and more general context, a Trustafarian is someone who lives off of a trust-fund or off of rental income from property that he/she inherited. In previous centuries certain rich kids received stipends or allowences from their parents to live a cultured life (usually before settling down while looking for a suitable spouse, and later getting a sinecure in the family business) without actually working for it, those could be now called proto-trustafarians. Anyone who livess off of income he/she hasn't actually earned and keeps it quiet is a Trustafarian, who may in fact be, and often is a decendant of proto-trustifarians.

John's not only a trustifarian, he comes from a long line of proto-trustifarians, in the last 100 years the family has worked for maybe a year.

by Cyrien July 8, 2005

Protobean

The cutest creature on earth created by a certain Las Vegas-based company.

It took a month to arrive but its finally here, the boi himself, the protobean!!!

by Am_Yeff March 24, 2022

Ghost Protocol

To leave

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol

by Book December 19, 2011

Protohype

The process of leaking a prototype device to generate buzz about a product you don't quite yet have ready for market to a friendly tech website who will promote the gizmo well before it's ready to go.

Gizmodo's finding of that Apple iPhone 4G months before it's released is clearly a case of protohype.

by Wolfie2k8 April 19, 2010

protty

a derogatory term used by mostly irish people of catholic descent to bash those of protestant descent. the protestant torture the catholics, then cry when a sniper wipes a few away.

come over here, you protty bastard! i'm gonna fuckin split yer skull open, ya cunt!

by DAN September 20, 2004