by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010
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Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.
Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.
Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.
Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)
Procrastination rocks!
Procrastination rocks!
by Procrastinator April 24, 2004
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1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......
1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......
by were we came in? April 9, 2006
Get the procrastination mug.Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.
"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"
by V_For_Vendetta February 18, 2010
Get the procrastination mug.Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.
Little sister, "What are you doing?"
Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".
Little sister, "If you say so..."
Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".
Little sister, "If you say so..."
by HungryHilda March 20, 2011
Get the Not-procrastinating mug.by Elburno February 24, 2008
Get the Procrastination mug.A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.
John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.
by scotter May 19, 2007
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