Prebitchament

A difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing predicament involving a bitchy female.

Bill: Damn, man. My girl found my Girls Gone Wild stash and is threatening to break up with me if I don't trash it. I spend hundreds on that stash.

Phil: Sounds like a prebitchament!

by Trevor Lloyd October 2, 2007

Probother

This is a combination of the two words Problem and Bother!
I was doing an interview and when the interviewer said "thanks guys" my friend said "No problem". So i went to say no problem but then the word bother came across my mind so i said..."No Probother"
:D

"Thats no probother"
"Now thats going to be a probother"

by ShadowBramby February 20, 2009

Problitunity

It's not an problem, it's an opportunity to overcome adversity. Instead of being a victim, you need to take a negative statement and turn it into a positive sounding passive aggressive statement.

I have the problitunity to repair this stupid amp.

by Wavley May 3, 2011

protituter

A prostitute that spits and does not swallow.

That Jenny, she claims to be a prostitute but she doesn't swallow, she's really just a protituter.

by Nekie Spinner August 22, 2011

Probation Punch

When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.

'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'

'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>

by neoshinobii July 5, 2014

Probi

n. pro-bee

Shortened term from probation

My homie Tyrone wants to quit his job at McDonald's and go on welfare, but he can't. He's on probi and he'll go back to jail if he loses his job.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 7, 2014

Prohitectionism

pro·hi·tec·tion·ism - noun. 1. The act of simultaneously limiting access to a good or service for moral reasons while ensuring a politically connected group is able to profit from it through the force of law. A portmanteau of Prohibition and Protectionism

"Because of prohitectionism in North Carolina a distillery can only sell one bottle per person per year on premises but the state owned ABC stores can sell as many as they want."

by Xaq Fixx January 9, 2016