Pregnant

You will get pregnant if you have too much fun in bed.

I think i got my girl pregnant...

by Ashtonio537 June 7, 2018

barefoot and pregnant

adj. phrase to describe certain married females who wanted to work outside of the home but forbidden by their protective husbands. Usage common in the U.S. to about 1960.

Joe kept Sarah hushed up about working a factory shift by keeping her barefoot and pregnant. He knocked her up everytime she bled so she'd have too much to do at home than to think about other work.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

pregnant anime

The best, sexiest kind of anime, and hentai

That picture of a pregnant girl is so hot, because its pregnant anime

by Pregnant I.S. Great September 22, 2007

pregnant bitch

A slang term used to describe the handiwork of a novice joint roller. The finished joint is fat in the middle and skinny on the ends resembling a pregnant woman.

Man, next time let Daniel roll the J. All you ever roll is pregnant bitches and they burn all funny.

by Grouch April 20, 2004

pregnant slut

A girl who is only pregnant because she can't have any more abortions without her going sterile.

Girl: Hey baby, you want to get it on with my huge belly?
Guy: No thanks, I know your rep you pregnant slut.

by redeem December 11, 2006

Pregnant

When a female undergoes a Long time to make a baby.

"Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ooohh yes!! Harder!!" Alana screamed. Alana and Rylan were both dating and in High school. Something they both had in common, they loved sex. Right now Alana had Rylan tied in a chair in her house, while she was lap dancing him. Rylans cock was 10 inches hard, thrusting his dick straight into Alana. Alana had everything planned out: First Rylan would get her pregnant, then she would drop out of school and Rylan go live with her. "Pull out, I'm about to cum" Rylan stated. Alana refused, keeping Rylans dick in her vagina."What are you doing?!". "I... I wanna have a baby" "What! Are you crazy!?" Rylan shouted.

"Its too much responsibility! Get off!" Rylan tried getting off the chair but Alana had him pinned down.

Alana stared into his eyes, speechless. "You don't want to-" "Yes I do!" Alana interrupted. Rylan was trying to hold back the jizz but struggled, his dick shaking. Alana gently grabbed Rylans hand, still staring into his eyes "Its okay" she said " Let it go" Rylan, still struggling to hold back his load, sighed. "Okay" Rylan stopped holding back and released warm drops of jizz into Alana's pussy.

She was now pregnant.

by Suki1234 May 4, 2018

pregnant

A synonym, in all but one case, for "not virgin."

The condition of PMSing for nine months.

Acolyte: Father, I'm pregnant.
Priest: Holy Shit.

by Theologian October 16, 2008