A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006
Get the monkey pooch mug.Used in a situation where some may normally call another a Pussy - however this is used more to insult someone who is foolish, lazy, incompetent, or stupid... whereas "Pussy" would be used more for someone who is hesitant, scared, or afraid.
A Poothy has trouble succeeding in life because they do not have the balls and/or brains to do so.
This can also be said affectionately between friends, kind of like Dubba.
A Poothy has trouble succeeding in life because they do not have the balls and/or brains to do so.
This can also be said affectionately between friends, kind of like Dubba.
Andrew: "Yo Rafi, brinski, your brother Aref called and said he needs a ride, his Jimmy is dead"
Rafi: "I thought he said he fixed it"
Andrew: "He tried, but I guess he's a Poothy"
Umling: "Hey Nick, where ya goin?"
Nick: "I'm done with football man, I quit"
Umling: "Poothy!"
Andrew: "Yo Will, did you fix those reports yet"
Will: "Not yet man I've been super busy"
Andrew: "You Poothy, Skinner's going to kill you."
Rafi: "I thought he said he fixed it"
Andrew: "He tried, but I guess he's a Poothy"
Umling: "Hey Nick, where ya goin?"
Nick: "I'm done with football man, I quit"
Umling: "Poothy!"
Andrew: "Yo Will, did you fix those reports yet"
Will: "Not yet man I've been super busy"
Andrew: "You Poothy, Skinner's going to kill you."
by Fasulo June 11, 2018
Get the Poothy mug.The "Poohbear look" is when one is looking for something and it is right in front of their face. This person will likely ask "where is it" while staring right at it.
Person 1: "hey where is the jelly"
Person 2: "It is in the fridge shelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"
Person 2: "It is in the fridge shelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"
by Deester36 December 11, 2020
Get the Poohbear look mug.Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
Get the Beer Pooch mug.A pooh bear or Winnie the Pooh, is also referred as a member of the almighty monke community and someone who has a deep obsession with destroying "Astro Gartic", this person also loves to rickroll and woosh ppl.
by Dr Daredevil April 13, 2021
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Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018
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