Pluttered

A State of mind in which one is unable to comprehend/rationalize reality due to an excessive amount of inebriant's consumed.

Did you see That guy at the club last night, he was so Pluttered, He didnt know which way was up, down or sideways.

he was so Pluttered, that staff had to carry his ass out of the club

he was so Pluttered, He didnt know if he was coming or going.

he was so Pluttered, He put on his momo and we actually thought the big lady came to sing for us

by Sunday Specialist October 25, 2009

Plasterbation

1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.

1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.

by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009

plusterfuck

Google+, Google's 50th failed social network.

I've said before and I'll say again: my only regret about quitting Google when I did was that I did it a smidge too early to officially cite the Plusterfuck as my reason for doing so in my exit interview.

by d.w. June 28, 2012

Plustertoot

A full figured plus sized prostitute. A fat hooker.

Getting a plustertoot is way cheaper than a skinny hot one.

by B B-Plotkin August 27, 2021

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.

Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?

by sea ryder September 8, 2008

Plusser

Noun. In horse racing, a horse that regularly shows or places, but fails to win. A horse you can't ignore, but yet can't seem to find the winners circle.

(1) L’enchanteresse in Santa Aintia race 4 on Saturday is definately a plusser.

(2) I lost money on Nehro last year. I thought he was a winner, turns out he's only a plusser.

by Gopher1177 January 7, 2012